the lesbian story

on a cab on the way to makati, the dj over the radio was reading a letter from a girl who was having problems with her lesbian lover.

taxi driver: ano ba yung lesbian, ano yun, foreigner?

me: hahahaha, manong hindi ho. yung lesbian babae din yon.

taxi driver: ay, tomboy!!!

taxi driver: akala ko lesbian yung foreigner. kaya pala.